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Logan Paul Says He'll Be Black Transgender Muslim Woman With Autism For A Month

Logan Paul Says He'll Be Black Transgender Muslim Woman With Autism For A Month

Controversial YouTube personality Logan Paul continues to stir the pot on Twitter after announcing his plan to spend an entire month as a black transgender Muslim woman with autism. The 23-year-old internet celebrity recently caused another online uproar after he said on his podcast that he planned to go gay for a month, dubbing it "Men's Only March." Mr. Paul refuses to properly apologize and says that his goal in life is to piss the whole world off, stating that "no one is off-limits."

Logan Paul believes the best way to be inclusive is to walk a mile in the shoes of others, according to a statement released to Flake News. Therefore, as a way to be "woke and progressive" he's going to spend one month being a vegan, another month being a homosexual, and the final month as a black transgender Muslim living with autism.

Mr. Paul told Flake News that he's willing to undergo a sex change operation, convert to Islam, and surgically alter his skin pigmentation. However, he does admit that he doesn't know how he'll be able to reverse the process once the month is up. Doctors claim that the 23-year-old celebrity does not need any procedure to make him autistic as he had already registered for the disorder during initial testing.

"OMG, I hate Logan Paul," said an offended person on Twitter. "He doesn't care who he's offending and only cares about money and internet traffic to make more money from ads, OMG. OMG, our collective outrage is like literally making this dude even richer. He is just like Trump, OMG, which means he's like literally Hitler, OMG."

Paul responded to the cyber-backlash by saying, "It wasn't my intention to offend anyone, my b. You should all call into my podcast so we can talk about the subject and I can get more clicks."

However, the 23-year-old YouTuber still stands behind his decision to become a black transgender autistic Muslim woman for a month.

"You know, I'm really dedicated to my craft. If I say I'm going to go vegan for a month, I'll stop eating meats and diary altogether," said Logan Paul. "And if I go gay for a month then it's only men in my bed. And if I'm going to be a black transgender Muslim woman for a month then that's what I'm going to be."

"In America, I believe we should be able to be whoever we want to be," said Paul. "And we shouldn't be discriminated against by online outrage mobs for being who we are or want to be for one month."

 

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