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PewDiePie Threatens Extermination To Everyone Who Doesn't Subscribe To His YouTube Channel

PewDiePie Threatens Extermination To Everyone Who Doesn't Subscribe To His YouTube Channel

Alt-right YouTube sensation PewDiePie has threatened to exterminate anyone who doesn't subscribe to his YouTube channel by year's end. Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, best known worldwide as PewDiePie, is locked in a subscriber war with Indian channel T-Series for the most YouTube subscribers and racial supremacy in the case of straight white male Nazi PewDiePie.

PewDiePie told Flake News that "I can not let a channel led by brown people from India [T-Series] undermine the rise and reach of the Fourth Reich led by yours truly. And furthermore, anyone who does not comply and subscribe to PewDiePie by year's end will be exterminated!"

As of this writing, PewDiePie has the most YouTube subscribers in the world with over 81,800,000 subscribers. Meanwhile, T-Series trails closely behind with over 81,600,000 subscribers.

The Swedish internet star vowed to Flake News that he is willing to use mass deadly force at the rank of genocide to secure his place as the most subscribed YouTube personality/channel, adding that "That's how mafia works."

"In PewDiePie's paradise, everyone on the planet will subscribe and smash like by force," said Kjellberg. "All will bow before the might of the bro-fist! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

 

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