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Ben Shapiro Gets Into An Altercation At Bagel Boss

Ben Shapiro Gets Into An Altercation At Bagel Boss

Editor of The Daily Tire and newly-minted Lollipop Guild member Ben Shapiro recently got into an altercation at a Bagel Boss location in Long Island, New York. Shapiro was reportedly pissed off at all the people making fun of his height, especially women on dating web sites. The whole incident was caught on video and has since went viral.

"You think it's okay to make fun of a guy's height when you're half his size?" asked Shapiro. "I'm calling out all you freakin' women out there who treat me like garbage just because you don't like short and small men. Well, I'm more man than you can handle, sister!"

Shapiro got into several arguments with both customers and employees of Bagel Boss. He told one male customer, "Ask me 'what's my height' again, tough guy. I freakin' dare you!"

The enraged manlet was eventually tackled by another disgruntled customer. Shapiro continued to yell after the customer got off of him, calling him a bully, "and that's what women like, they want 'big bullies' who push the little guy around."

"I see you women on dating web sites, you say that since I'm five feet tall that I should freakin' kill myself," said Shapiro. "What type of garbage is that? I know I said 'facts don't care about your feelings,' but that's just disgusting behavior."

The conservative midget concluded his tirade by saying, "Who are you to make fun of me for my height? You're not my God! You're not my dad! You're not my boss!"

 

Photo by Gage Skidmore from Peoria, AZ, United States of America | CC-BY-SA-2.0

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