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Ilhan Omar Spotted Wearing Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Burkini, Ben Shapiro Reportedly Hands Omar Love Note For AOC

Ilhan Omar Spotted Wearing Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Burkini, Ben Shapiro Reportedly Hands Omar Love Note For AOC

Multiple anonymous sources are claiming that Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was seen on the beach wearing an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot burkini that she wore for the first time today. Right-wing manlet and editor of The Daily Tire Ben Shapiro was also reportedly seen on the beach passing Omar an apparent love note for New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

The note to Omar reportedly said, "I really don't care what you think of my people, but can you please, please pass this onto AOC and tell this exquisite creature that I really, really like her and would like to do more than just debate? It took an entire year for me to find it in myself to tell you, but I love you, AOC, you curvy Latinx goddess."

Omar reportedly laughed when reading the letter. She later confirmed to Flake News that she has no animosity against the Jewish people, Israel or America, and did not illegally marry her brother and commit immigration fraud.

In August 2018, Shapiro wagered $10,000 to debate AOC, to which she labelled as The Daily Tire editor "cat-calling" the then 28-year-old New York congresswoman. Shapiro has denied such claims, but the report released today proves otherwise.

 

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