FACT CHECK: Donald Trump Did Not Lose His Virginity That One Time At Summer Camp
US President Donald Trump reportedly bragged about losing his virginity as a freshman at summer camp, according to four anonymous sources from within The White House. Despite what the president may have said, these claims are completely false and he did not get laid at summer camp, according to seventeen anonymous witnesses who claim to have went to camp with Trump and are all certified women.
During a one-on-one discussion with National Security Advisor John Bolton, the president allegedly said, "I don't understand this incel crisis in America. I was a ladies man, so I had no problem. That one summer at band camp cleared it all up. I was a young guy, probably a freshman. And I knew how to have fun, I'll tell ya."
We don't know whether he meant freshman in college or high school. But what we do know is that Donald J. Trump did not lose his virginity that one time at summer camp.
"Trump tried," said one of the female anonymous witnesses who obviously has no level of resentment against him and would never lie about the man who stopped the first woman from becoming US president. "But women, obviously, never found him attractive. Of course, he had grabby hands, but us girls can really push back!"
Former US President Bill Clinton reached out to Flake News and confirmed Trump's story to be "made up" and that it was really he who had lost his virginity that one time at summer camp, but didn't specify how old he might have been when it allegedly happened.
There you have it, folks. Despite what you might have heard absolutely nowhere, the 45th president of the United States did not lose his virginity that one summer as a freshman lad in band camp.