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President Trump Increases Aid To Israel By $4.5 Trillion To Own The Libs

President Trump Increases Aid To Israel By $4.5 Trillion To Own The Libs

US President Donald J. Trump recently signed an executive order increasing the amount of foreign aid to Israel by $4.5 trillion. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called Trump "a real mensch," noting that he is so happy with the deal that he might not try to convince the US to use its military forces to strike Iran, but "that's a might not, not a definite." Trump reportedly made this move to own the "libs who claim [he's] Hitler" by giving an unprecedented amount of tax-payer money to Israel.

"That Donald Trump really knows how to make Israel great again," said Netanyahu. "He's a real mensch. I'm so satisfied with this deal that I might not get Trump to bomb Iran after all. But that's a might not, not a definite."

Back in 2016, the United States made an agreement with Israel to provide the country $3.8 billion a year in military assistance over the next decade, totaling $38 billion by the end of ten years. This was the largest foreign aid deal in US history up until most recently. Similarly, as a result of the 1978 Camp David Accords, the US brokered peace between Egypt and Israel by promising to dole out billions of dollars of American tax-payer money each year to each country. A promise the US has more than kept. More over, since the inception of Israel, the US has given this small strip of land in the Middle East over $233.7 billion (adjusted for inflation; calculating the amount of money given to Israel between 1948 and 2012).

After Trump's executive order goes into effect, Israel will be receiving $450 billion a year, totaling $4.5 trillion over the course of a decade.

"To be honest, the money we've been giving our greatest ally has been absolute chump change," said Trump. "I'm going to do what I've been put into office to do which is make Israel great again. It'll really knock the socks off those libs who claim I'm Hitler. If I'm such a Nazi then why am I giving an additional $4.5 trillion in tax payer money to the Jewish state of Israel? Libtards owned!"

 

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