Bilingual Skateboarder Beto O'Rourke Given Telemundo Special: iBeto! En Español
Bilingual skateboarder Beto O'Rourke landed a one-hour special on Telemundo following his appearance in Wednesday's Miami Democratic debate. iBeto! En Español will premiere next Thursday at 9 PM EST on Telemundo.
"Mi llmao Beto. A si. Quiero ser tu presidente," said O'Rourke giving a wink at the camera. "Yo soy tu papa. Te veré en Telemundo. This means my name is Beto. Yes. I want to be your president and your dad. See you on Telemundo, muchachas."
Meanwhile, O'Rourke still hasn't answered the question on whether or not people making over $10 million a year should have their income taxed at 70 percent. As he might know with the Clintons and other powerful political dynasties, you can make untold tens of millions of dollars in political dealings, so why muddy the waters with something that could benefit you? When you start taxing the rich, you start taxing politicians, too.
Besides that point, O'Rourke basically married into wealth. His wife, Amy O'Rourke, is an heiress to an insane amount of money, worth hundreds of millions of dollars. The Texas presidential hopeful is also worth roughly $9 million by himself. So, why support a measure that would end up significantly taxing your potential future accumulated wealth, which may be in the hundreds of millions one day?
"Enough with ciencias economicas. That stuff's stupid, holmes," said O'Rourke. "Instead of focusing on trivial issues like progressive tax rates and economic issues, we should all be speaking Spanglish and getting along. iCatch me on Telemundo next Thursday! iBeto out!"
Telemundo is planning to air a Cory Booker special depending on the ratings of iBeto! The tentative title for the potential Booker special is Hola, me llmao Spartacus.
Photo by Bilingual Skateboarder Beto O'Rouke | CC-BY-1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication