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Mike Pence Might Be Addicted To Anime: New Info Suggests Vice President Is A Weeabo

Mike Pence Might Be Addicted To Anime: New Info Suggests Vice President Is A Weeabo

Multiple anonymous sources are suggesting that the current vice president of the United States might have an addiction to anime. Mike Pence has reportedly spent days shut in his hotel room watching episodes of Love Live!, Sailor Moon, Cowboy Bebop, Attack on Titan, Ghost in the Shell, Lupin the Third, Inuyasha, Dragon Ball Z, and King of the Hill, among other anime shows.

The vice president has also reportedly ordered plush pillows and figurines from a website that specializes in Love Live! merchandise.

Flake News asked President Donald Trump whether he could confirm the rumors that his vice president is a total weeb. Trump responded to interviewers by saying, "No, Pence is not a weeb. But even if he was that wouldn't matter. I fully support the LGBTQ+ community."

For the record, a weeb or weeabo isn't a sexual orientation or gender identity. It is a term used to describe a Western person who is obsessed with anime and other elements of Japanese culture.

"Pence spent another twelves hours in his hotel room," said our exclusive anonymous source who we totally didn't make up. "We're hearing a lot of Nico Nico Niis going on and it's not just from the television."

Mike Pence was reached for comment, but didn't respond in time for publication.

 
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