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White House Sends Hodor To US-Mexico Border To Keep Door Closed

White House Sends Hodor To US-Mexico Border To Keep Door Closed

President Donald Trump has threatened to close the US-Mexico border for weeks, going back and forth between reiterating a need to build the wall and repeating that the wall is already built. Spoiler Alert: there is no new wall, just existing fencing from before America entered The Long Night.

Since the current White House is in the business of cruelty, they’ve turned to something unusual to keep refugees seeking asylum from entering through a border point. The administration has reached out to Hodor to see if he would like to hold the door closed at the border.

Hodor for those who are unaware, is the 6’8” personal servant from Westeros, whose primary responsibility was carrying the child of the Lord of Winterfell on his back. After the child lost use of his legs in a tragic fall, Hodor basically became a medieval Segway with a catchphrase.

Hodor might not be the brightest candle in the clock tower but he is a hard worker. Never to miss a day working for one of the most prestigious families in Westeros, Hodor has extensive door-closing experience — once keeping a door closed so his little lord could escape ice zombies coming to eat them.

When we reached out to Hodor for a statement, he had this to say: “Hodor… Hodor, Hodor…...Hodor.”

As you see from those comments, Hodor is not inclined to accept a job from someone with a colder heart than the Night King. Hodor is a gentle soul — and is only still alive in the books. So he’s got a lot on his plate right now.

We will update you on Hodor’s decision if we receive any ravens.

 

Photo by Gage Skidmore from Peoria, AZ, United States of America  |  CC-BY-SA-2.0

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