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Richard Spencer Launches 'White Nationalist Geographic' Channel, PewDiePie Signs Exclusive Contract

Richard Spencer Launches 'White Nationalist Geographic' Channel, PewDiePie Signs Exclusive Contract

Alt-right founder Richard Spencer reportedly spent several million dollars to create the White Nationalist Geographic network. The channel is set to debut this August just in time for the third annual Unite the Right rally led by PewDiePie.

Spencer told Flake News reporters that 'White Nat Geo' will demonstrate the interests and lifestyles of many in the racist white nationalist Alt-right movement.

"The new TV channel White Nat Geo will revolutionize alt-right discourse," said Spencer. "We'll share the dankest of memes and finally find out what those Jews are really up to. And don't forget to subscribe to PewDiePie. Wink. Wink."

PewDiePie has reportedly signed an exclusive contract to solely appear on White Nat Geo, starting this summer.

"LIWAY, it's time to bro-fist our way to internet supremacy," said Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg better known as PewDiePie. "Down with that doody-brain T-Series and up with White Nat Geo. You Indian, you lose. Yay, Hitler."

Programming for White Nationalist Geographic has already been announced. This summer will see the debut of shows such as What Are Those Crazy Jews Up To This Time?, Trolling The Libs With Hitler, PewDiePie's Recipe For Mass Extermination, White Genocide Variety Hour, Jordan Peterson's Seafood Cooking Show, Peterson's Lobster Bedtime Stories, Muslim-Mexican Migration Mania, Daily Stormer Sports, David Duke the Dinosaur and Friends, Racial Ruckus with Richard Spencer, Milo Yiannopoulos Fashion Tips, Ethnostate Anime, Pepe Pride Puppet Programming, Ben Shapiro's Transgender Takedown, and select episodes from Fox News.

 

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