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Alex Jones' Illegitimate Shirtless Son Warns That The Elites Want To Kill Us All And Replace Us With Robots And Genetically Engineered Chimera-Humans

Alex Jones' Illegitimate Shirtless Son Warns That The Elites Want To Kill Us All And Replace Us With Robots And Genetically Engineered Chimera-Humans

A man who claims to be Alex Jones' illegitimate son sent Flake News exclusive footage claiming that "these people, the elites, eventually want to kill us all off and replace us with robots and genetically-engineered chimera-humans." The shirtless man claims that that the globalist elite encourages abortions and the break-up of the nuclear family with the end plan of wiping out the population in order to bring about the rise of the robots and the chimeras.

"We're up against a really sick creature here," said the shirtless man at the start of the video. "Now, this isn't white supremacy or racism. This is human racism."

"They [the globalists] want to tell us how to act, what to say, what to think, how to feel," said the shirtless man to Flake News reporters. "But I am American. I am free. I act for freedom. I do not act for anti-human terrorists."

Alex Jones' illegitimate son claims that the elites aren't racist against any particular group, but are anti-human racists who want as many people dead as possible in order to give way to the robots and chimeras. He claims that the globalists have taken away the lives of countless brown and black babies.

"And eventually, they're going to replace us with the robots [who] are going to be completely obedient and there won't be any morality to terminate the robots [like humans]," said Alex Jones' illegitimate son. "So, it'll be just like that. They won't be psychologically damaged if they still have any humanity left in their globalist souls."

The shirtless man closed the video by saying, "So, that's the news of the day. You have to follow the tip of the truth. See ya later, patriots."

 

Photo by Mark Taylor from Rockville, USA | CC-BY-2.0

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