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JK Rowling Officially Changes Name To JK JK LMAO Rowling, Announces Updated Inclusive 'Harry Potter' Reboot

JK Rowling Officially Changes Name To JK JK LMAO Rowling, Announces Updated Inclusive 'Harry Potter' Reboot

JK Rowling officially changed her name to JK JK LMAO Rowling after tweeting that the entire cast of Harry Potter was really transgender quadriplegic Latinx Muslim refugees. Following this development, the internet has went absolutely wild with memes and film producers are scrambling to cast the reboot with a brand new set of characters reflective of Rowling's "creative changes" that "will focus on promoting an inclusive mindset for [her] audience."

Rowling made headlines after revealing that Dumbledore and Grindelward had an off-screen homosexual relationship. Similarly, when she announced that the entire cast of Harry Potter were really a bunch of disabled gender-queer Hispanic Muslims, the internet and media went into a frenzy.

"It's important to represent marginalized communities in prominent and heroic roles," tweeted JK JK LMAO Rowling. "Which is exactly why the Harry Potter remake will star a cast that is exclusively transgender, Muslim, Latinx, refugee, and quadriplegic. And by the way, I'm officially changing my name to JK JK LMAO Rowling."

Fans all over social media don't know whether Rowling is genuine or trolling, but many are eagerly anticipating the release of the reboot, tentatively titled: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Pronoun.

 

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