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Waluigi Joins The Other 15 Dozen Democrats And Announces Run For President

Waluigi Joins The Other 15 Dozen Democrats And Announces Run For President

To the surprise of no one, Waluigi has launched a bid for president of the United States. The Super Mario All-Star announced his bid at Nintendo of New York. Thousands gathered late last night as he posted a press release and many speculated he would finally join the New Super Smash Brothers. Instead he told his fans he had a higher level to jump to.

Waluigi has been many things. A Tennis player, a soccer player and even a race car driver. Now he is finally ready to take on politics. For years Waluigi has been a Democratic Socialist, believing we should spread the wealth of this world across many maps and lands, often saying how the rich have a cheat code for life — that rules of the rule don't apply to them.

“I am sick of the Marios and the Bowsers of this world hoarding all of the coins. I see the Goombas and Shy Guys out there working their butts off every day. I believe if you work 40 hours a week in this world, you deserve a red mushroom to pick yourself up. Why should the rich enjoy the perks of extra lives, fire flowers, and stars. We all deserve to feel invincible too,” Waluigi told us before taking a green pipe across town to catch a meeting.

Waluigi will be facing a very crowded primary with what seems like a new Democratic hopeful joining the race every day. But Waluigi did say he is ready, stating his years as a race car driver on the Mario Kart Circuit taught him to always watch out for others and what they might throw at you. Is America finally ready for their first video game character president? I guess we will have to stay logged in to know.

 

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