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Alex Jones Tangles With The Transgender Toads Of Tennessee

Alex Jones Tangles With The Transgender Toads Of Tennessee

Infowars creator Alex Jones recently got into a physical altercation with several transgender toads in Tusculum, Tennessee. A local resident caught the whole incident on camera, which depicts Jones being confronted and attacked by the group of toads. A fight ensued between Jones and the amphibians, resulting in a viral video that has already received over one million views on YouTube.

In the video, Jones was confronted by the group while strolling beside a pond. One toad yelled out, "So, you don't like the chemicals being put in the water turning the frickin' frogs gay? Why not? What's your problem, buddy? And by the way, we're not frogs and it's not turning us gay. We're transgender toads and we have had enough of your bigoted conspiracy theories!"

The toads fought with Jones for a good 10 minutes before the Infowars host was able to push them off and scamper away.

"These toads in Tennessee are damn tough," said Jones to Flake News reporters. "They put up one hell of a fight. I know no man would be able to fight them off without a two shot dose of Super Male Vitality, available now at the Infowars website."

Jones reported feeling light-headed after the altercation, but said that he normally felt this way and loved a good fight, remarking that "that stooge Joe Rogan is next."

"You see what happened between me and those toads will be nothing to when we lock horns," said Jones sending out a warning to Rogan. "Yeah, we seemed to be buddy-buddy again on your podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience, but that was all a well-laid out trap. And I'm that big fat hairy tarantula looking to liquefy you from the inside-out. I don't care if it's in a WWE ring, a UFC cage, or on the street. You're going to get yours, demon!"

Last month, the Infowars mastermind challenged Joe Rogan to a match at WrestleMania. Rogan declined, but offered for Jones to appear on his podcast instead, which he accepted.

Jones is a controversial right-wing conspiracy theorist who has gotten into legal trouble over past statements claiming the Sandy Hook tragedy to be a hoax, which he has since retracted. He is also known for saying that the chemical atrazine is running through the tap water of America and is known to turn 'the frickin' frogs gay,' when in actuality it's been causing some amphibians to become transgender. The chemical is the most widely used herbicide in the US, with high level maternal exposure known to be associated with several birth defects in human fetuses such as low fetal weight and heart, urinary, and limb defects, as well as reduced survival rate.

"If you don't want to face the fact that these chemicals are making toads and other amphibians change genders at a rapid pace than don't cry to me when it happens to your own children. Oh yeah, it already is and George Soros and his goblin cronies are laughing it up, lapping up all the beautiful red, white and blue tears running down the face of lady liberty" said Jones. "They've been mutating these toads to the point where they can frickin' talk to humans! And the government has been pumping this type of material into our tap water like it's nobody's business!"

 

Photo by Mark Taylor from Rockville, USA | CC-BY-2.0

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