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Frugal Bernie Asks Supporters To Marker Up '16 Shirts To '20

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Bernie Sanders is America’s favorite 100-year-old presidential candidate. The man has always been on the right side of history. He continues to fight for free healthcare, public college, and a $15 an hour minimum wage. Right now Bernie just wants to save his supporters $20.

The plan is a little out there, but Bernie is always looking out for the working class people of America. Bernie doesn’t want them going out to buy another shirt just for him. Bernie wants all of his supporters to cross out the ‘16 on their Bernie 2016 shirts and then draw ‘20 — making the shirts “Bernie 2020.” His supporters won’t have to waste their money on an updated shirt.

“Honestly, it’s the right thing to do. People shouldn’t have to spend their hard earned money to make their shirts the correct year for my campaign. They should use that 20 dollars to go to a picture show or to buy a Snapchat,” Bernie shouted at us while he waited for the bus.

Senator Sanders did include a stipulation: he would like you to use a marker you already own. Sanders was very much against giving Big Sharpie more money than they already have. And remember to leave room on your shirt for Bernie’s re-Election in 2024 — don’t make the 2020 too big because America is feeling the Bern.

 

Photo by Gage Skidmore from Peoria, AZ, United States of America  |  CC-BY-SA-2.0

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