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Alex Jones Challenges Joe Rogan To Match At WrestleMania 35

Alex Jones Challenges Joe Rogan To Match At WrestleMania 35

Infowars creator Alex Jones released a video on Monday, challenging comedian Joe Rogan to a match at WWE WrestleMania 35. Rogan has not yet accepted Jones' challenge, telling the outlandish conspiracy theorist to "get some help" adding that [Jones] is "obviously not in a good place right now."

"Joe Rogan is another member of the secret society, the Illuminati, the cabal of demon bloodsuckers and I must destroy him," said Jones. "He is on the cut with George Soros and Twitter's Jack Dorsey, you don't think I can smell it on him? Ohhh, the demon blood oozes deeply though Joe Rogan's veins. And I will strike down this beast for the good of God and everything that's holy and right in this world before it's completely perverted and controlled by damn demons!"

Jones hopes to settle the score with Rogan at this year's WrestleMania in a boiler room brawl popularized by retired wrestler Mick "Mankind" Foley.

"If that muscle-head puppet has a shred of courage left in his rotten body then he'll fight me on the grandest stage of them all, at WrestleMania this April," said Jones. "And I want to turn up the heat with you demon. I know you don't mind when it's hot, but you haven't felt the heat of Alex Jones coming to rip you in half. I want to fight you in a boiler room brawl. And I will destroy you!"

Rogan has been friends with Jones since 1998. In 2017, Jones appeared on the YouTube program The Joe Rogan Experience where he spoke candidly about interdimensional, shape-shifting, child molesters.

"Alex Jones really needs to stop making stuff up," said Rogan. "He needs to come clean about his statements regarding Sandy Hook and apologize instead of acting like the victim. And also, what's this I hear about him challenging me to a match at WrestleMania? Seriously dude, get some help. I know you're obviously not in a good place right now. Get yourself checked out."

The Infowars host has appeared on WWE programming in the past, wrestling Senator Marco Rubio at WWE Hell in the Cell last September. Jones lost the match after being attacked by social media icons such as FaceBook, YouTube, and Twitter, who have all banned him from using their services to spread his content.

WWE Chairman Vince McMahon told Flake News that he'd love for Rogan and Jones to fight it out, noting that he "can already smell the money from here" and that "the internet will lose their collective mind and love it."

WrestleMania 35 is scheduled to take place on Sunday, April 7, 2019. The official start time for the pre-show will be 5:30 P.M. (EST) while the main show is scheduled to begin at 7:00 P.M. (EST). The event will emanate live from MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey.

"I'm coming for you, demon," said Jones. "Joe Rogan is not safe when Alex Jones declares war on you. Oh no, you're going down! I will beat the devil out of you and cleanse your soul so that you may be pure again. First you must be destroyed before you can be built back up in the image of the almighty. And I will bring the almighty crashing down on you!"

"There will be no turning back once I've clamped down my tentacles on your skull," said Jones. "Die, demon!"

 

Photo by Mark Taylor from Rockville, USA | CC-BY-2.0

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