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Crooked Ivanka Private Email Scandal: Clinton Says ‘Lock Her Up’

Crooked Ivanka Private Email Scandal: Clinton Says ‘Lock Her Up’

 

The backbone of the Trump 2016 election victory was the catchphrase used on the campaign trail ‘crooked Hillary’ and the rally red necks chanting of ‘lock her up.’ In a twist of irony worthy of a Dickensian novel, news of Trump’s wife / daughter, Ivanka, doing the exact self same thing that got her Daddykins so hot under the collar (i.e. having a private email account and sending unsecured emails to outsiders about White House business) has no doubt put a crooked smile on Hillary Clinton’s face this morning.

Trump famously tweeted about his 2016 election Democrat opponent Hillary Clinton, ‘Big story out that the FBI ignored tens of thousands of Crooked Hillary Emails, many of which are REALLY BAD. Also gave false election info. I feel sure that we will soon be getting to the bottom of all of this corruption. At some point I may have to get involved!’

Now, a review by White House ethics officials has found that throughout 2017, Ivanka Trump frequently discussed official White House business using a private email account using a domain shared with her husband and pet lizard Jared Kushner. These White House ethics officials have reportedly accused Ivanka of being the worst offender in the White House when it comes to violations of the Presidential Records Act. This act mandates that all official White House communications and records must be preserved in a permanent archive using a communications network secured by the nation’s intelligence agencies.

Ivanka’s ‘naughtiness’ of using an insecure private system outside of the White House came to light during a review of correspondence involving Cabinet and a public records freedom-of-information lawsuit earlier in 2018.

Oh deary me!

This tags onto another ethics office investigation into the granting of several Chinese trademarks at the height of her father’s trade war with China.

Oh deary, deary me!

It’s not as if Ivanka can plead ignorance of the email misdemeanour. Trump’s red neck rowdies still bellow ‘lock her up’ at his Nuremberg style get-togethers, referring to Hillary Clinton, not Ivanka, obviously.

However, it is understood that the ever pragmatic President is having new merchandise prepared for future red neck jamborees, for the rowdies to spend their blue-collar-dollars on, and he has given the lucrative contract for the tat-fest manufacture & supply to Ivanka herself.

The sign ‘Lock Her Up’ has been amended to ‘Look Her Up’ and will include the website address of Ivanka’s on line ‘posh crap’ store.

The sign ‘Crooked Hillary’ has been amended to ‘Crooked Hillary – Check Out the Terrific Range of Products at Bargain Prices in my Store in the Lobby of Trump Tower.’ (it’s a very wide sign).

When asked to comment on the revelation about Ivanka’s emails, Hillary Clinton said, “It’s understandable and a mistake easily made, especially if your mind is focused on supplying the wealthy elite with a delightful range of charming fashion accessories, and not on the security of our nation’s administrative secrets. Nevertheless, lock the bitch up.”

A spokesman for the red neck rowdies said, ‘Just gimme a sign and tell me who to yell my hate at.’

 

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