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FBI Uncovers Treasure Trove Of Trump Tapes Following Raid, Including Stormy Daniels and Clinton Swingers Video

FBI Uncovers Treasure Trove Of Trump Tapes Following Raid, Including Stormy Daniels and Clinton Swingers Video

The FBI has reportedly uncovered multiple sex tapes involving President Donald Trump following the raid of his longtime lawyer Michael Cohen's office and hotel room last April, according to an anonymous source from within the bureau. The source states that a total of ten tapes were found, with one confirmed to involve Stormy Daniels while another is said to be a swingers tape from the late '90s involving the Clintons, Trump, and former wife Marla Maples.

Neither the White House nor the FBI have confirmed or denied the discovery of the secret tapes involving President Donald J. Trump and the Clintons. However, a source within the Trump cabinet reports that Trump is nervous about one particular video involving an alleged pegging scene involving himself and Hillary Clinton. Trump reportedly fears that if these images are released it may hurt him severely in the 2020 election.

Trump has called the FBI's raid of Cohen's office and hotel room a "disgraceful situation" and "an attack on our country in the true sense."

A source within the White House has called this raid a part of a "witch hunt" against Trump, as well as a "coordinated effort to kink-shame the 45th president of the United States."

 

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