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Megyn Kelly Calls Out Mimes For Doing Whiteface

Megyn Kelly Calls Out Mimes For Doing Whiteface

Megyn Kelly feels like there is a double standard that nobody is talking about. The former morning show host is upset with mimes. Kelly wants to know why it is okay for mimes to wear white paint on their faces and how this form of "whiteface" is acceptable.

Many feel this attack on mimes by Kelly is a last-ditch effort by the former gasbag host. Most feel Megyn Kelly should just go away. With this latest rant she is just grasping at straws, figuratively speaking. Not unlike how a mime would pretend to grab them.

Kelly feels they are getting a free pass on the race issue. Even though mimes are a very small community, they have been practicing their audio-less art for years. A basic Google search shows that mimes have been painting their faces white for almost two thousand years. Also, this may be news to Mrs. Kelly, but most mimes are Caucasian.

The former Today Show Host is not well received among people who think logically. She feels the need to bring up odd stories nobody cares about, and ask awkward questions during interviews.

Mimes can’t fight for themselves. They can barely get out of an invisible box. They are easily toppled by wind. They are just a weak target for this bully. Hopefully, Megyn Kelly leaves them alone and stays off TV for good.

We reached out to some mimes for a response and received no comment.

 

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