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Obama Wears MAGA Hat During Speech: Leaving Democratic Party Or Trying To Drive Republicans Away From Trump?

Obama Wears MAGA Hat During Speech: Leaving Democratic Party Or Trying To Drive Republicans Away From Trump?

Former US President Barack Obama this week wore a MAGA hat while giving a speech in Mobile, Alabama. Obama told the crowd that "Uhhhh, I really do like that guy, Trump, his policies, and those fellas from that Republican Party. Now, since I said I like all that, will you guys finally join the blue wave in time for the upcoming midterm elections this November?"

Obama told the crowd, "I know you don't like me because of racism and all, so since I'm wearing this hat, will you please vote Democrat? Kanye is not, um, doing the trick as was planned."

"Make America great again!," said the 44th president. "Lock her up! Build that wall! Is it working yet?"

The former president pulled out a few folded-up pieces of paper from his pocket, revealing to the crowd black-and-white printouts of the Pepe the Frog meme. The crowd remained unresponsive.

"Feels good, man," said Obama to a still silent crowd. "Alright, what the hell will please you guys here? I tried to hook you all up with healthcare and that didn't exactly work out, but at least I tried. What the hell is this new guy doing that's so good anyway? Is it the personality? Is it because he makes you laugh?"

The first African-American president was met with jeers from the southern crowd who told him to "Go away and golf."

Obama walked off before dismissively calling them, "Hicks who don't deserve all those rights [they've] been given in the first place. It's like giving an idiot a machine gun. You gotta take it away for his own good."

 

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