President Trump Said 'Melania Got That Bomb You Know What' When Questioned About MAGA Bomber
President Donald Trump told Flake News reporters that his wife "Melania got that bomb you know what" when questioned about the MAGA Bomber. Trump declined to accept any responsibility for playing a role in stoking resentment against the targets and potentially inspiring someone who believes they're seeking vigilante justice against his favorite politician's enemies. The president said, "Sorry, but no dice. Not talking responsibility for this. Go be the enemy of the American people somewhere else."
During the interview, Trump diverted the topic from the MAGA Bomber to his wife, saying that she is "the best, most beautiful first lady ever with the most terrific, most accomplished president and husband of all time" and "I don't know about that MAGA Bomber, but Melania got that bomb you know what."
"My husband is making reference to a special body part of mine," said the first lady clarifying the president's earlier comment to Flake News. "He is very romantic. I love husband. That is why I marry him."
When pressed further about alleged serial (MAGA) bomber Cesar Sayoc, Trump said that "Judging by this guy's van, he seemed like an alright hombre. It's a shame they'll be one less Republican voter for the midterm election in November."
The president also called on the nation to tone down the hateful political rhetoric. Trump initially said he'll "cool it" with the rhetoric before downplaying comments he made about media outlets, women, and people of color, including Muslims and undocumented immigrants from Latin America.
"You know there's a reason this happens and it's not just because I have a big mouth," said Trump. "Well, that's part of the reason, so I'll cool it too. But another big reason is that the Democrat ruling class and their lapdogs in the media not only demonized my big mouth, but everyone who liked what's coming out of it. And that's over 60 million Americans. They also demonized my pal Putin and that's not cool either for both international and interpersonal relations."
Trump ended the interview by downplaying his own divisive rhetoric, saying, "And really, I only demonized Hillary, the political ruling class, a huge chunk of the fake news media, the fake entertainment media, and rapacious foreigners including ISIS, MS-13, human traffickers, drug smugglers, and that little punk who use to be on those Taco Bell commercials. Yo quero a wall is more like it."
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