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POTUS Passes On Season 3 Of 'This Is Us,' Declares 'Screw Ken Olin'

POTUS Passes On Season 3 Of 'This Is Us,' Declares 'Screw Ken Olin'

Throwing their one “family night” at the White House straight down the presidential toilet, the Orange Troll has told wife Melania and youngest spawn, Barron, that he would no longer watch the acclaimed NBC show, “This Is Us,” that is, unequivocally, one of the most outstanding and lauded programs on network television.

The reason for the ban? The unrelenting, and in our opinion dead on Tweets by Executive Producer and Director, Ken Olin directed toward POTUS and nearly every other lying, hypocritical, way-over-the-hill, Orange-ass-kissing, felony-forward POS in the Troll’s administration.

Olin, to his credit, is not standing on the sidelines poised to take it up the keister like so many apathetic Americans who have become inured to the rantings of a racist, sexist, deluded, overtly lying, news-media-attacking, megalomaniacal putz who has become, to our collective shame, a global laughingstock, as well as the focus of one of Saturday Night Live’s most popular bits.

Instead, Ken Olin is taking action – speaking out and calling out the nefarious deeds perpetrated by our indifferent politicos, who care about nothing other than lining their own coffers and holding on, with withered hands, to their “jobs.”

The Flake News was able to catch up with Melania and Barron as they were preparing to leave the White House for an “extended weekend” away.

When asked how she felt about the deterioration of “family night,” Melania shrugged and responded, “To tell you the truth, I don’t care a fiddler’s fart. Donald never paid attention to the show anyway, which I happen to love, as does Barron. He’d become easily confused and couldn’t follow the story line. Of course he couldn’t! He was too damned busy tweeting about “fake news.” Plus, he was always dissing Ken Olin – using the F word and saying he never would have made it on ‘The Apprentice.’”

Before their Secret Service detail hustled us off the premises, Barron chimed in: “I’m glad Dad’s not watching with us, anymore. He ALWAYS burned the popcorn.

Ken Olin could not be reached for comment.

@SherryMcGuinn1 #killerscreenwriter

I hold onto you as you step into the tub and settle in with what I think is a soft fart, but I may be wrong. The tub isn’t really big enough for two but I manage to squeeze in anyway, feet astride your lion’s head. I reach over to dribble vinilla (sic) smelling shampoo over your cotton candy hair and commence to rubbing it in but my fingers get stuck and I have to yank them out. A little bit of hair sticks to them. (Do you use hairspray? Also, I’m pretty sure your hair moved! )

Dearest – I need to stop now as I’m getting really worked up and Hank from the feed store is on his way over. But know that I Iove you and this isn’t the last you’ll be hearing from me. By the way, I think Ammarosa (sic) is a dog too. A hound dog.”

Melania could not be reached for further comment.

@SherryMcGuinn1 #killerscreenwriter

 

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