Fox News Report: GOP's Oh Crap Moment, Realizing Americans With Pre-Existing Conditions Will Vote This November
Dozens of stunned Republican politicians came to the grim realization this week that the countless Americans with pre-existing conditions they tried to take off of Obamacare would definitely be voting in November. "How can this be?" said Senator Ted Cruz during a campaign stop yesterday, "they were all supposed to be dead by now but instead they're actually going to vote! Now I have to explain my eight years of trying to destroy Obamacare, and no Republican is ready for that!" In fact, dozens of Republicans at the center of repealing Obamacare are now running ads saying that they will defend pre-existing conditions, and apparently amnesia needs to be one of them.
We spoke to a Senior White House Aide who was a bit more candid in his assessment. He commented, "Frankly, there are several groups coming to the ballots in November who we wish we could suppress, er I mean, whose decisions we could monitor very closely for signs of our rampant voter fraud problem. We have big problems and all of a sudden everyone wants to vote! Thing is, all of a sudden we can't just point at someone, say that they're the problem and hope that they won't vote. Hispanics want to vote to send a message about the wall and Dreamer kid crap, women are trying to send a message about their ‘choices’ and now we have this caravan full of voters who wants to come over and take your America!!" He went on, "we've been doing the best we can to get them to go away and just not vote, but instead they keep coming; wanting to be heard or something."
Donald Trump elaborated on his political tactics as such. When asked by Jim Acosta about his assertions that Middle Eastern individuals could be in the caravan, he responded "there's no proof of anything! There's no proof of anything but they could very well be," Trump said. "I can say whatever I want right now, it could be a lie, but no one cares to even stand up to it anymore, it's just accepted fact because the truth is that no one wants to put in the effort of following up on my statements and if you say it enough, it becomes true. All I need to do is frame it as a ‘what if’ and my fans, supporters eat it up because they don't want to think. It's easier to believe what I say then to check all of these facts, theories, assertions; everyone has one and it's too exhausting to keep up. Far easier to just blame the caravan or Mexicans, or pre-existing conditions; but we need to keep them from voting because that's what the Democrats want, they want mobs.
The thing is that no one really gets its! Kanye, he really gets it, he's in his spiritual journey to the truth and it took him through the racism and the hate and through it he found love, love of America and making America great! He wears the hat and they try to bully him, they try to take away his truth; but he'll tell you whether you want to hear it or not, because you NEED to hear it, from the lips of Ye is the message of truth.