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Donald Trump Visits Taco Bell To Connect With Latino Voters, Befriends Stoners Instead

Donald Trump Visits Taco Bell To Connect With Latino Voters, Befriends Stoners Instead

US President Donald Trump went to an unspecified Taco Bell in New Mexico in an attempt to connect with Latino voters, but befriended a bunch of youthful stoners instead. Trump reportedly wanted to raise the percentage of Latino voters who voted for him in 2016 (28%) to somewhere around 80% in time for the 2020 election season.

Trump walked into the Taco Bell and said, "Wow, not one Latino. How the hell am I going to use this to up my Hispanic vote come 2020?"

"Whoa, is that the President Trump dude?," said a shaggy-haired stoner sitting at a table with his friends. "You know, my friend, Enrique is part Guatemalan and Chinese. So uhh, you can talk to us."

Enrique's jet black hair covered his eyes, so he had to move his head a little to push away the hair to see Trump. He was wearing all black with a yellow smiley face logo on his shirt with all the eyes x'ed out in dripping crimson red.

"So, you're Trump, right?," asked Enrique. "Well, uh, I don't vote. I like to sleep in. Voting's dumb. But um, I guess you can eat with us if you'd like."

"Cool. I like the young people. I love Hispanics. Really," said Trump. "That's why I'm here at Taco Bell."

"That's pretty offensive, but kinda funny," said Enrique. "Do you want the rest of my burrito?"

"Yeah, sure," said Trump as he gobbled down half a triple-layered cheesy chili burrito in one bite. "Delicious. Delicious. I love food of different cultures."

"So, uhh, Trump, dude," said a guy with spiked blonde hair sitting at the table with a skateboard beneath his feet. "Want some dessert? I've got brownies!"

The spiky-haired gentleman pulled out a Ziploc bag with several brownies. He handed a couple to Trump who inhaled both of them almost immediately.

"There's weed in this, isn't there?," asked Trump.

"Well, uhhh....," said the skateboard dude.

"That's okay, kid," said Trump. "I've eaten many pot brownies with Obama and Bill Clinton before I even got into politics. But you should really try the Bill Cosby brownies. Those will knock you off your feet...literally."

Trump and the group of stoners left the Taco Bell after a round of nachos and more brownies. One of the boys even offered to let the president ride on his skateboard.

"Are you sure?," asked Trump. "You'd really want me to ride your skateboard?"

"Yeah, sure," said the stoner. "Go ahead."

The president grabbed the skateboard from the stoner's hand and pie-faced him with his other hand.

"No takesies backsies," said Trump before performing a kick-flip on the skateboard and riding off down the road into the sunset.

 

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