Leader Of Hamas Watches Black Panther 72 Times Before His Blu-Ray Player Blew Up
Leader of Hamas Ismail Haniyeh claims to have watched the film Black Panther so many times that his Blu-ray exploded. Haniyeh said that he viewed the movie 72 times and "then the whole thing just blew up."
Last week, Haniyeh warned of "many days and nights of rage" following Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's unilateral decision to rename Israel 'Jewish Wakanda.' However, Haniyeh said that "first, me and my bros got to watch Black Panther again because this name change really reminded us how much we truly love that film."
The leader of Hamas scarcely escaped death and injury. He received only minor burns and cuts from the blast. But his TV and Blu-ray has "totally been been destroyed, bro. Now, I have to go all the way to Halal Electronics and spend money that could be going to the cause."
The Jewish Wakandan Prime Minister has denied any part in the explosion, saying that "it's Haniyeh's own doing. Maybe he should give that movie Black Panther a break. Watching a movie 72 times is more than enough. It's unfortunate his Blu-ray player blew up. But watching it that many times will just kill the magic of the movie."
Haniyeh said that he doesn't believe Netanyahu's statement. "I've always been a thorn in the side of this Jewish Wakanda," said the leader of Hamas. "They've deprived my people from watching cool movies for too long. You don't have the right to tell me how many times I should watch Black Panther."
"Mark my words," said Haniyeh. "There will be a Palestinian Wakanda."
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