Benjamin Netanyahu Unilaterally Renames Israel 'Jewish Wakanda'
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu unilaterally renamed the State of Israel on Monday, declaring that this biblical Holy Land be called "Jewish Wakanda" henceforth. Netanyahu's decision has been met with fierce protest from hundreds of Palestinians along the Gaza Strip. Leader of Hamas Ismail Haniyeh called this move, "very strange and enraging for myself and my people, yet still oddly comical and amusing since I really did dig that movie Black Panther."
"We plan many days and nights filled with rage against this Jewish Wakanda that is really just a slap in the face to all the Palestinians that stand besides me," said Haniyeh. "But first, me and my bros got to watch Black Panther again because this name change really reminded us how much we truly love that film."
Netanyahu addressed a crowd in Jerusalem on Monday morning, saying that, "Anyone who denies the right of Jewish Wakanda to exist is a terrorist and will be treated as such."
"What about a Palestinian Wakanda?" said a young voice from the crowd that was quickly muffled by the hand of an armed guard.
The Israeli Prime Minister appeared surprised by the question. He then quickly responded with, "We'll just have to wait until Black Panther 2 comes out."