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Marco Rubio Will Wrestle Alex Jones At WWE Hell In A Cell

Marco Rubio Will Wrestle Alex Jones At WWE Hell In A Cell

Junior Senator of Florida Marco Rubio will now battle the infamous Infowars host Alex Jones at the upcoming WWE pay-per-view Hell in a Cell on September 16. Rubio sent out a challenge via Twitter to wrestle Jones inside the cell. Jones responded and has accepted Rubio's request for a wrestling match, tweeting "that little snake gangster thug frat boy punk will get his inside Hell in a Cell!"

Rubio sent out a tweet on Thursday, writing that, "Alex Jones thinks he can walk up to me while I'm being interviewed, talking trash, calling me names, touching my shoulder, and he thinks there won't be any consequences to his actions?"

"Hey, Alex. You think you're so tough?" wrote Rubio in a follow-up tweet. "Why haven't you responded to any of my DMs? Are you scared? If you're not scared let's fight at the next WWE pay-per-view inside a Hell in a Cell or are you too scared?"

"Am I scared? Am I scared? This little brat must have lost his freakin' mind," wrote Jones on his now-deleted Twitter page. "I'll snap that little twig in half if he even dreams of stepping inside that cell with me."

 

 

Jones sent out a follow-up tweet after a Twitter user wrote, "So, is that a yes or no?" Jones replied by writing, "Of course that's a yes. I'm a red-blooded patriot who doesn't back down from any challenge. Rubio will get destroyed in a matter of seconds. On September 16, that little snake gangster thug frat boy punk will get his inside Hell in a Cell!"

Rubio directly responded beneath Jones' initial tweet, writing that, "At Hell in a Cell, I'm going to take care of that problem child Alex Jones and silence him for good!"

WWE Chairman Vince McMahon sent out a tweet, confirming a match between Jones and Rubio at WWE Hell in a Cell.

"I can just smell the money thinking about a match between Senator Marco Rubio and Alex Jones at Hell in a Cell," tweeted McMahon. "You two boys want to fight it out in a WWE ring? You got it!"

 

 

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