Progressive Redneck Promises To Bake A Cake For Mike Pence's Gay Wedding
A progressive redneck promised to personally bake a cake for Vice President Mike Pence's hypothetical gay wedding, according to a video submitted to Flake News. The redneck claims to have been raised in a "multi-ethnic, multi-racial community" and is curious as to why Pence is "so obsessed with the homosexuals."
The redneck, wearing nothing but a wife-beater, told Flake News that "that Mike Pence fella is 'kinda weird.'" He noted that "someone so obsessed with the homosexuals themselves, they must be hiding something. Maybe he likes to do something like that. I don't know, but it's up to him."
The progressive southerner said that he'd support a hypothetical gay wedding for the vice president. "I support him to get married," said the redneck. "I'll make ya cake. I'll make the cake for you."
In 2000, while running for Congress, then Indiana Governor Mike Pence supported the application of federal funds in treating people "seeking to change their sexual behavior" that "facilitate the spreading of the HIV virus."
While acting as Indiana's governor, Pence has openly opposed gay marriage and the Employment Non-Discrimination Act, saying that the latter "wages war on freedom and religion in the workplace" since the law is designed to prevent employers from discriminating based upon sexual orientation.
The redneck said that he believes the way to solve the divide between Pence and the gay community is by everyone getting together "for breakfast" and to "just have fun."
Towards the end of the video, the progressive redneck mentioned that he's going to "resist whatever (b.s.) you're gonna throw at me and I'm gonna take it and I'm gonna make a million bucks from it because that's what we do, okay."
"No matter what. No matter what. Okay, that's what America is. No matter what. No matter what," said the redneck. "Even though, the president is what he is right now, no matter what. We gotta do what we can, no matter what. And if we don't like him, we could boot him out no matter what. Okay. That's how it is. That's America, okay. Okay. Freedom for everyone. Diversity. And integration with everyone. As one. One people. Thank you."