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Omarosa Claims Trump Is Racist, America Can't Believe It

Omarosa Claims Trump Is Racist, America Can't Believe It

Former presidential advisor Omarosa Manigault has made bombshell claim after bombshell claim in the lead-up to her memoir "Unhinged," which is to be released next month. The most shocking of all of these claims is that President Donald Trump is a racist who has been taped using racist language and enjoys flaring racial tensions. This news, seemingly earth-shattering in magnitude, has rocked the morally driven, classy, respectable establishment in Washington. 

A literally jaw-dropped CNN host Don Lemon interviewed Omarosa about these claims. "You're telling me the man who built his political career on questioning whether or not our first black president was born in this country is a racist?" a stunned Lemon asked. "Yes," Omarosa deadpanned in response, however, it did nothing to sway Lemon's skepticism. "The president who supported the white nationalists in Charlottesville, regularly attacks black athletes and filled his cabinet with borderline white supremacists is a racist? It just doesn't add up," Mr. Lemon told Omarosa.

 

 

The response on social media and across the country was one of complete and utter disbelief. Everyone from black people who he didn't let live in his building to Muslims who he didn't let enter the country to Mexicans he's been trying to deport from the country were stunned. "I feel betrayed," Congresswoman Maxine Waters explained in a tearful interview. 

The president of course responded to a our request for a comment. "I gave her a chance to prove her intelligence," the president told us, explaining that he tested her on how many bubbles are in a bar of soap as well as how many jelly beans are in a jar. "And well, she failed both tests...and now you believe her when she tells you I'm racist? Insane."

 

 

Photo by Gage Skidmore from Peoria, AZ, United States of America  ||  CC-BY-SA-2.0

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