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Anthony Scaramucci Is Back! This Time As The New Face Of Slap Chop

Anthony Scaramucci Is Back! This Time As The New Face Of Slap Chop

The Mooch is back! Anthony Scaramucci is now the new face of Slap Chop. Everyone loves and remembers the Slap Chop. The as seen on TV favorite for a vegetable slapper that sliced foods. Well the Slap Chop has fallen on hard times and nobody has purchased the product in years. 

The parent company of the Slap Chop, Team Slap Co, feels The Mooch is the secret ingredient to turn things around. The Mooch is a classic salesman; he sold himself to the American people for 10 days. Now everyone in America vaguely remembers that guy with the weird nickname and second best hair in the White House. 

Anthony Scaramucci will be the new host of the product's commercials, events and even customer service. The Mooch has promised to turn things around 'chop Chop.' The former communication director of the White House has already been promised 11 days employment. Which is already a 10% improvement from his last job. 

 

 

“I am just really grateful to be working for such a great company. I would say the Slap Chop is the 'Donald Trump' of products. It’s just the best and only great people support it,” The Mooch told us as he prepared his workstation at The Sioux Falls Flea Market.

Anthony Scaramucci went on to say “that it feels great to be working again. I almost had to mortgage my condo to buy some more hair gel.” As of right now, The Mooch is still employed with Slap Chop. We will update you if things change in the next 15 minutes.

 

 

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