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DJ Khaled Diagnosed With 'Reverse Beetlejuice Disease,' Disappears If He Doesn’t Scream His Name

DJ Khaled Diagnosed With 'Reverse Beetlejuice Disease,' Disappears If He Doesn’t Scream His Name

After years of headaches and your mother asking you why he only shouts his name, we finally have uncovered the reason behind DJ Khaled’s repetition of his own name.

It appears DJ Khaled suffers from a very rare disorder known as Reverse Beetlejuice Disease. It is still unknown how an individual contracts the disease. What is known is that once an individual has Reverse Beetlejuice, they shout their name almost every two minutes. If an individual fails to do so, they will disappear into thin air. 

Unlike Beetlejuice who would appear or disappear after three mentions of his name, Reverse BeetleJuice Disease sufferers have no control over their vocal box. Many over the years assumed the DJ was just doing it for attention. Now the world knows he is afflicted with one of the rarest diseases known to man. He is not the only case, as Flava Flav also suffers from this condition. Everyone remembers his disappearance many years ago after he kissed one of the winners of his dating show for a tad too long.  

 

 

“We shout-out athletes, where we grew up and sometimes our friends. But he just says his name. A lot! Almost too much. I just thought it was his thing,” musician Snoop Dogg told us for a brief moment when he did not have a blunt in his mouth. Snoop did say he would look to see if cannabis could help Mr. Khaled. Although, one Doctor told us there is a chance the DJ could forget his name briefly. This would then cause DJ Khaled to be like Spider-Man at the end of The Avengers and became a pile of dust. 
  
While there is currently no cure for the disorder, a GoFundMe page has been created, since he is American. Khaled is stable right now, as most major television networks and radio stations don’t realize nobody actually enjoys listening to him. The DJ will continue to remain in the public eye shouting his name, because he refuses to disappear. 

 

 

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