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President Trump Calls Omarosa 'Thicc AF' In Leaked Tape

President Trump Calls Omarosa 'Thicc AF' In Leaked Tape

Former White House political aide Omarosa Manigault-Newman is planning on releasing a bombshell secret recording of President Donald Trump to the public shortly. One anonymous source has listened to the tape and has confirmed that Trump called Omarosa "thicc as f*" on more than one occasion.

Omarosa claims that Trump is a racist who has used the "n-word" repeatedly on NBC's The Apprentice. The former aide to the president also said that she has the tape to back up the allegations, according to multiple sources. The tape reveals another side of Trump's "hyper-sexuality towards a very voluptuous woman of color," according to an anonymous source close to Omarosa.

According to one anonymous source, Omarosa secretly placed a recording device under Trump's desk during her time on The Apprentice.

 

 

At one point during the recording, Omarosa said that she needed to leave the room to make an important phone call. Almost immediately after she exited the room, Trump made a sexual comment about Omarosa's body.

"Wow. What an attractive woman. That body. Whoa. They don't make women like they use to, I'll tell ya," said Trump. "What do the kids say nowadays? She's thicc as f*? Thicc af? That's what they're saying?"

"You know if I ever become president one day for whatever reason, I want a beautiful woman like her around me all the time," Trump continued. "And there would be no way it would ever backfire and blow up in my face."

Trump then went on to say, "if only I wasn't married," but then stopped himself and said, "oh wait," before calling up adult film star Stormy Daniels.

 

 

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