Trump Administration Unaware Of Deep State Space Force In Existence For Decades
Citing threats from China and Russia, Vice President Pence told a group of US military and civilian personnel at the Pentagon that "the time has come to establish the Unites States Space Force. Our Administration will soon take action to implement these recommendations with the objective of establishing the United States Department of the Space Force by 2020."
The energetic sigh of relief was almost palpable as former presidents living and dead became assured that Trump hasn't seen the book. They had all been worried about it, especially Barack Obama, who as the most recent purveyor had the most current knowledge, but they had all been worried about it.
Distributed for perusal only, at a point within several days after their inauguration, each president since Harry S. Truman has held the only documented proof of our planet's deepest secrets. The unspoken pact of silence between Carter, Bush, Bush, Clinton and Obama was broken only once, briefly, in Texas. Each admitted that the book's mere existence raised bigger questions than it answered, primarily:
1 - Is there more? How high am I really cleared?
2 - Evidently I'm not in charge, so who is?
These questions remained unanswered through every administration, with those that the book answered leaving each ex-president bearing the weight of the world. Each knew that we have had a space force for decades now, that ETs use the moon as a space station, and that we are in regular contact with them. The current administration's attempt to be both forward-looking and rebellious, like a cross between Kennedy and Eastwood, is seen as a disclosure of ignorance. As Bill Clinton remarked, "If that idiot knew about the ETs there's no way he doesn't go on TV and claim that 'I'm the best at negotiating with aliens' and goad them into some situation in which they end up going all Mars Attacks on us."
The VicePresident appeared to be calm, cool and in control as he made the announcement, he too obviously unaware of the book or its contents. Silently the biggest supporter of impeaching the president, his covert intentions bely his words and reach far beyond the moon to Heaven, and include installing his Reformational Fundamental Church of America as the nation's only sanctioned (and required) religion, once he takes over in the Oval Office.
Obama had considered the notion that the ETs had somehow chosen sides, electing to support the Russians - information that Putin would make certain was hotly and seductively whispered into Trump's coif-covered ear - and that would explain his treacherous and traitorous actions. Relieved and simultaneously disappointed, he realized that there really was no excuse for the president's recent curious and quisling behavior. Knowing first hand that Vladimir Putin has seen the book, and now knowing that Trump has not, perhaps no one on Earth could better quantify the chasm of disparity between the century-long rivals, with us grabbing for the slippery end of the stick.
Is there more? And who is really in charge? We'll never know. We do know that they're wise enough to not show Trump the book; and for now that's plenty.