Neil Gorsuch Tinder Bio: Ladies, I'm Not An Apolitical Supreme Court Justice But A Political Supreme Court Justice
Everyone needs love, even a Supreme Court justice. An intern here at Flake News was notified she was Super Liked on Tinder. The Super Liker was none other than Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch. It seems while in DC, Neil is also courting the ladies.
Sarah, the intern in question, told us, “So I get a notification you have been Super Liked. I check and it’s freaking Neil Gorsuch. His bio says he is not an 'Apolitical Supreme Court Justice But A Political Supreme Court Justice.' Even though he is probably going to take my rights away, I thought that was clever.”
Sarah wavered for a bit. She eventually liked him back. “When am I ever going to say I talked to a Supreme Court justice. I have tried DM’img Ginsberg but she just leaves me on read.”
Sarah finally came to her senses and unmatched with Neil. The move was made after he sent a flag gif with the caption “how free are you tonight?” It looks like the youth of America doesn’t want to hook up with a judge who stole a seat on the highest court in the nation. I guess Neil Gorsuch will just have to keep screwing America.