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Ann Coulter, Cold as ICE  ||  Flake Artist Spotlight

Ann Coulter, Cold as ICE || Flake Artist Spotlight

Take a good hard look at this woman and ask yourself: “Why does she look so miserable?” The answer: Because she is a MISERABLE HUMAN BEING.

An uber conservative political pundit with her long, spider-like fingers in way too many pies (commentator, columnist, lawyer, Halloween witch, etc.), Coulter is an outspoken supporter of the Orange Troll in the White House. She is also, judging from her fork-tongued comments (which we will address presently), an anti-Semite and a racist. You gotta hand it to her: When it comes to “despicable,” Coulter covers all the bases!

Lest one surmises that we at Flake have no sympathy or empathy for this inhuman being, consider the fact that she was spawned by two diehard conservatives, with an FBI father who allegedly worshiped at the altar of Joe McCarthy! Talk about being screwed from the get-go! That said – that is no excuse as plenty among us have taken dramatically different paths from others immersed in our gene pools. We’ve “peed in our pools,” so to speak. Coulter, on the other hand, has taken a deep dive into hers.

Consider the titles of two of her best-selling political tomes: “In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome!” and “Demonic: How The Liberal Is Endangering America.”  Geez. Just go down on the Orange Troll and get it over with, already. (Can you imagine a more gag-inducing visual?)



As just another deplorable right-winger who couches her hateful comments under the guise of “patriotism,” Coulter has uttered the type of venomous swill that has inflamed the sensibilities of even the most hardened Flakesters among us.

In an online skewering by the UK’s Daily Telegraph, we were given a look at just how far (and wide) Coulter’s venom has spread.

She hates Jews: ‘How many (freaking) Jews do these people think there are in the United States?’ “These people” being Republican candidates who “pandered” to Jews by putting the focus on Israel. OY!

She hates Mexicans: In a statement on Fusion TV, Coulter let it all hang out with, “If you don’t want to be killed by ISIS, don’t go to Syria. If you don’t want to be killed by a Mexican, there’s nothing I can tell you.”

She hates Muslims: Referring to them on one occasion as “snarling,” after 9/11, Coulter wrote, “We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.”  

She hates people with disabilities: Coulter referred to President Obama as a “retard,” in 2012, and, when criticized by the disabled community, tossed off the very intelligent, “Screw them.”

And finally, proving that even a lowly Popsicle is “warmer” than this nut – Coulter has recently claimed that the traumatized children separated from their parents at the U.S. Mexican border in a brutal effort to quash illegal immigration are…wait for it…child actors.



Whew! We could go on and on, but this Puff Adder doesn’t deserve the time. Let’s just finish this by recalling a 2017 plaintive Tweet from Coulter bemoaning the plight of the single woman in a bizarre response to Senator Marco Rubio’s announcing his non-support of the Republican tax bill unless it was modified to benefit low income families with children. 

Coulter’s Tweet: “We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation and will die alone. Now Rubio is demanding that we also fund happy families with children who fill their days with joy.”

Damn, Ann. If your life is that empty, maybe you should consider a makeover. But who has that kind of time? Bobbi Brown? Pat McGrath? Even so, who’s gonna fix you on the inside?

We hate to end like this, on such an old saw, but maybe, Ann Coulter just needs to get laid. Any takers? We thought not.

A note from the artist:

Sculpted in Plastina clay, molded and cast in latex. Makeup applied, as usual by hand, but stopped there. NO HAIR! Reason...it totally works, because as you know she is aka Mann Coulter. 

@SherryMcGuinn1 #killerscreenwriter

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Art by Sharon Lee Rosenbaum. Copy by Sherry McGuinn.


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