Sarah Huckabee Sanders || Flake Artist Spotlight
SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS
“Don’t confuse me with the facts.”
With a mug only a Daddy could love, White House press secretary and Chief Butt-Kisser to the Troll, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is an individual many of us love to hate. Forget her connection with the Republican Party. That, in and of itself is a reason for vilification by the liberals among us. But it’s her propensity for lying and hypocrisy that make her so reprehensible. So many lies, in fact, that it’s difficult to know where to start.
Sarah is so adept at telling falsehoods, in fact, that she is now lying about the Troll’s lies. To whit: At a recent press briefing – the members of which she treats like so much crap under her “nude pumps,” by the way – claimed that the Troll did not lie when he claimed he never pushed Republicans to back an immigration bill that he urged them to support days earlier. So how does one interpret the following tweet from the Troll, himself? One that stated, in all caps, “House Republicans should pass the strong but fair immigration bill, known as Goodlatte II.”
When caught in the lie, Sarah, as is her wont, blamed the Democrats. Ahh, yes. That bunch of liberal wussies who “render legislation in the White House meaningless.”
“Frankly, I think it’s outrageous that Democrats have not come to the table and tried to help fix this problem,” says Sarah.
But Sarah – the problem is YOU, and that rotting-pumpkin-hued egomaniac you report to.
Another whopper: Sarah has claimed that laws involving the separation of parents and children at the border have ‘been on the books for over a decade.” A blatant lie as there are no documented laws requiring separation. And it is the Troll’s administration (especially, the Evil Axis of Jeff Sessions, Stephen Miller and John Kelly) that initiated the pursuit of border-crossing cases as criminal, rather than civil. Hence, frightened children being wrenched from their parents’ grasp and trundled off to detention centers.
Sarah and her ilk love to cite the Bible when defending this administration’s asinine policies. That said, they must have given the good book an Evelyn Wood read as evidently, and noted in articles aside from this one, the good Christians skipped over the following:
"When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt." (Leviticus 19:33-34)
Finally, Sarah Huckabee Sanders was refused service at a Lexington, Virginia eater for…well, for being WHO SHE IS.
There is a God.
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