Trump Eyes Rita Repulsa Of Power Rangers Fame As Huckabee Sanders Replacement
In lieu of recent rumors that White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders may be resigning at the end of this year, President Donald Trump is preparing a short list of potential replacements. Sources say he is strongly considering appointing Rita Repulsa of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers series to fill the undesirable position. Once he learned Repulsa is an “evil humanoid alien witch who aspires to achieve galactic domination,” Trump felt that there would be no one more suited for the job.
When contacted for questioning regarding the possible proposition, Repulsa shared, “I believe I would be able to adapt to this job with ease considering I was imprisoned in a space dumpster for nearly ten thousand years. That experience makes me highly qualified for the relentless dumpster fire that is our current administration.” In the most recent Power Rangers film, Repulsa is seen smiling as her body freezes in space which delighted Trump as he is seeking a candidate with an ice-cold heart and a lack of empathy.
Repulsa also commented that she “has a great deal of respect for the sitting president as he upholds many of my personal values. Unhinged power, deceit, world domination, and a general disdain for human decency.” Repulsa is hopeful she will be offered the position as she has been itching to get back into the business of ruining as many lives as possible for some time.
Trump is also considering other viable candidates to perpetuate the lies of his administration including Ann Coulter, the corpse of Anna Nicole Smith, Tomi Lahren and Lindsay Lohan. None could be reached for comment.
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