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Travel Banned: Stephen Miller No Longer Allowed On Planes As Emotional Support Creature

Travel Banned: Stephen Miller No Longer Allowed On Planes As Emotional Support Creature

In another blow to the Trump administration, it was announced today that White House aide Stephen Miller can no longer fly as an emotional support creature, as all of the major airlines agreed he was disturbing the other passengers. Miller, who is known to be scaly, aggressive and obtains the ability to spit acid, scared many of the other passengers when he was on board. Even lowly United Airlines believes he is a little too rough to fly. 

Miller is actively used by many in the Trump cabinet for comfort. Miller will perch himself on their shoulders and whisper hateful things into their ears until they are able to sleep in their taxpayer-funded first class seats. Now Miller can only fly if he is in the proper carrier and placed in the cargo hold with all other animals restricted from the cabin. 

This is not the first time a member of the Trump White House has had trouble flying. One airline famously told former press secretary Sean Spicer he could not claim to be an infant and held during the flight. Steven Bannon was forced to purchase the whole row as his slime was constantly dripping onto nearby passengers. And Eric Trump demands to sit in the restroom for the entire trip. Until Miller’s dark lords grant him wings, he might be grounded for the time being.

 

 

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