Jill Stein Voter Stuck In Endless Depressing News Cycle Time Loop Unaware This Is Hellish Reality Of His Own Making
Pasadena, CA -- Computer software engineer James Hroncic has been stuck in a nightmarish 24-hour news cycle of endless pain, despair and suffering, and to the best of our knowledge feels no regret that he is directly responsible for his own misery, this according to reports.
“Some days I just can’t take it. Have to turn off the television. Go outside. Just read a book. I really go dark and off the grid,” Hroncic told us while gently rocking back and forth in his chair. “It’s too much. How did we get here? Why are we so divided? I feel it, so hard.”
Hroncic went on, “We were so innocent back in 2016. Had no idea what was coming I guess. This hellish reality, even the great Stephen King never could have predicted this. But hell yeah I would vote for Jill Stein again. I’m not feeling vaccines, nah mean?”
Hroncic continued to stare into the distance and defend his Stein vote. We could only hear him in the distance as walked back to the news van.
“Jill Stein 2020,” he said faintly.
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