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Activist LensCrafters Manager Refuses To Serve Rick Perry

Activist LensCrafters Manager Refuses To Serve Rick Perry

Haskell, TX -- United State Secretary of Energy and smart-guy-with-glasses-on Rick Perry received pushback this week from an activist LensCrafters manager who has steadfastly refused to serve any member of the current administration.

The former Texas governor visited his local LensCrafters store after accidentally sitting on his glasses, crushing the frame to pieces. His wife immediately drove him over for the replacement pair. Upon entering the store, several employees immediately recognized the Trump cabinet member and a fuss ensued. Manager Troy Goshgal was phoned to come out of the backstocking area and to the front of the store.

 

 

Goshgal was astonished to see Perry and began to give the Energy Secretary a piece of his mind about the current administration’s various policies.

“Let me tell you something, we will never serve Rick Perry or any of his bigoted, treacherous, lying ilk at our store again,” Goshgal told us by phone. He went on to describe a comical exit by the governor, as he attempted to leave LensCrafters sans glasses when his wife was at a nearby Orange Julius stand, tripping and falling several times over furniture throughout the store.

“I’ll say he doesn’t look like such a genius without those glasses. He always struck me as such a bright guy when he wore those things, but I’m telling you, without them he kind of just looks like a moron.”
 

 
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