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Kim Jong-un To Trump: 'You Trying to Chill???'

Kim Jong-un To Trump: 'You Trying to Chill???'

Following what many have called a successful meeting between North Korea’s Kim Jong-un and US president Donald Trump last week, Kim has called for Trump’s return; “just to hang out.” Their meeting was a major step in the establishment of a more diplomatic relationship between the two nations, following a tense history. The two leaders met to improve their recently troubled relationship and to discuss North Korea’s denuclearization.

Photos from the meeting show both leaders smiling and shaking hands; generally treating one another much more cordially than they have previously while trolling each other over social media. Perhaps, most notably from the meeting is the emergence of what the US administration has officially dubbed “The Trump-Kim Bromance.” Sources close to Trump’s administration say that the already red-faced president noticeably blushed when Kim complimented his distinctive comb-over hairdo.

 

 

In a statement issued through a translator by Kim Jong-un’s camp, the flamboyant leader expressed his desire to “Netflix and chill” with the American president. “Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un has had a wonderful time with his new ‘bro’ and hopes to soon get together again... just to hang out.” 

Although there has been no official comment from Trump’s camp, it is rumored that he and his North Korean counterpart have been Skyping every night, and according to an anonymous source, “just want to take things slow.” Meanwhile the world, fresh off of the heels of a royal wedding in the United Kingdom, patiently waits and watches what many hope could be the beginning of another high-profile romance. 

Popular American musician and vocal fan of President Trump, Kanye West, had this to say:

“Man, I just hope they invite me to hang out.”

 

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