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Dems: Ruth Bader Ginsburg To Be Cryogenically Frozen Until 2020 Elections

Dems: Ruth Bader Ginsburg To Be Cryogenically Frozen Until 2020 Elections

Washington, DC -- Following several key ruling from the Supreme Court favoring conservative positions by a vote of 5-4, Democratic leadership has decided to cryogenically freeze prized liberal voice Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, this according to reports.

Ginsburg, currently a Hollywood darling and star of the film ‘RBG,’ is unaware of the plan and will find out as soon as she arrives home tonight. A masked former presidential candidate and convicted felon John Edwards will be awaiting Bader Ginsburg’s arrival with chloroform and large blankets in hand. Edwards will wrap the justice up, throw her in the trunk of his rented 2012 Chevy Cruze and drop her off at Representative Maxine Waters’ house.

 

 

Waters will then pass the lifeless body of Bader Ginsburg off to Congressman Keith Ellison, who will frantically rush RBG over to cryogenics professionals in order to preserve her until 2020, when obviously Trump will be voted out of office and we can get some real justices on the bench.

The plan was hatched by the Democratic National Committee, which can rarely agree on anything. This seemed like the only course of action.

“I don’t see what else the plan would really be,” said one anonymous former Democratic president who preferred to stay anonymous and pretty much out of all current political debate.

 

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