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Outrage As White Woman Calls 911 On Black Man For Being Injured In Car Crash

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Pensacola, FL -- Twitter is in chaos this evening, as a white woman calling 911 to report a black man being injured in a car accident was captured on video by the man’s cousin and immediately uploaded onto social media.

The white woman, Alexa McGuinness, could be heard yelling several times on the phone to “come get this man immediately” as he was covered in blood. The unnamed man’s condition is currently unknown.

Social media activists were enraged. “Bet if this was a white guy she wouldn’t have said a damn thing about it,” said one Twitter troll.

The accident apparently happened in close proximity to the woman’s property. “She just doesn’t want to see an African American man who’s doing great in this world with a fancy car up in her neighborhood,” wrote another user.

McGuinness cited her strong moral and religious convictions as the reason she had to say something. Twitter was not having it. “I’m tired of these holier-than-thou sanctimonious pieces of crap wrapping themselves in Jesus to cover for their racist and homosexual beliefs. You called the authorities on a man darker than you. Shame on you,” wrote another Twitter activist.

 

 

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