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Spoiler: Jurassic World Fans Disappointed By Raptor Musical Number Ending

Spoiler: Jurassic World Fans Disappointed By Raptor Musical Number Ending

Los Angeles, CA -- Many Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom viewers were left shaking their heads leaving theaters this past opening weekend as a major twist ending set the stage for a possible sequel.

...SPOILER ALERT...

Several velociraptors performed a musical number wearing top hats and tuxedos, thus changing the game for a potential Jurassic World 3 sequel. “Are the dinosaurs human hybrids now? How do they dance like that? I don’t get it,” said super-fan Miriam Buances. “I like when the dinosaurs eat people. The dancing didn’t really appeal to me as much.”

Another avid viewer of the Jurassic films, Timmy Bettis agreed. “My favorite parts are when someone thinks they’ve gotten away, and the coast is clear, and then BAM, a dinosaur starts chewing on them. But where did they get the tuxedos? How’d they put them on?”

Pauline Urlacher enjoyed the raptor song and dance the first time she saw the movie, but subsequent viewing the last couple of days have her questioning the motives of the filmmakers. “Is Jurassic Park 3 just going to be more dino-dancing and less killing people? I don’t think I’d sign up for that.”

 

 

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Outrage As White Woman Calls 911 On Black Man For Being Injured In Car Crash

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Source: New York Times Reporter Is Totally Banging Me

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