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Trump Starts 'Space Force' To Impress New Ally Emperor Palpatine

Trump Starts 'Space Force' To Impress New Ally Emperor Palpatine

President Donald Trump has officially announced the formation of a new branch of the military called Space Force. The Space Force’s duty will be to protect America from the stars and beyond. This idea is the brainchild of new Trump friend and ally Emperor Palpatine, who recently signed a treaty with the president allowing the US to use his clone army.

“With Space Force, our air border will be safe from any rebel scum trying to invade America from space,” Trump shouted at reports while Palpatine stood way too close to him. 

Space Force will be signed as an addition to Order 66. The Government will siphon funds from Medicare, Medicaid and education to pay for the spacecrafts as needed. Trump wants ships up in the air by the end of this summer. “We need to have the spacecraft army to stop illegal extraterrestrials voting in our midterm elections,” Trump tweeted. 

Emperor Palpatine is set to return to the galactic senate later this week and is very pleased his friendship with Trump is strengthening. You may remember Stephen Miller is the aide who introduced the Emperor and the President during a lunch at 21 Club in New York. Miller and Palpatine are both members of the same support group for people with issues harming small animals.

 

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