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Trump Fixer Cohen: 100% Guilty Of Not Loving Myself

Trump Fixer Cohen: 100% Guilty Of Not Loving Myself

New York, NY -- President Donald Trump's personal lawyer and fixer Michael Cohen appears to be cooperating with authorities after coming to the startling realization that he was absolutely guilty of not loving himself.

"I am 100% guilty. Shockingly, I'm guilty of not loving myself. For too long, I have been used, abused, and mistreated by those who will remain unnamed," the ashamed Cohen told us this afternoon.

 

 

"I may be a cooperative witness now, but I was never a cooperative witness to the self-destruction I brought upon myself. I'm working on that now."

Watch our exclusive video above for Michael Cohen's desperate realization.

 

Report: Current World’s Stupidity Linked To Massive Inbreeding Since Dawn Of Man

Report: Current World’s Stupidity Linked To Massive Inbreeding Since Dawn Of Man

The Cheese Stands Alone: Commander Of Cheese

The Cheese Stands Alone: Commander Of Cheese