Report: Current World’s Stupidity Linked To Massive Inbreeding Since Dawn Of Man
In a disturbing report, prominent scientists now believe inbreeding dates back to the very dawn of mankind; their work proving that every man, woman and child is related to everyone else living or dead. This common thread, they say, is responsible for the many inexplicable decisions and actions people take.
“This indisputable evidence goes a long way to help explain the stupid in all of us,“ said one of the study’s authors who did not want her name used before its publication.
Prior to this study conducted by More On, a California think tank, it was a widely held belief that with billions and billions of people passing through the course of humanity, the ‘crazy’ would have long ago been diluted to the point of insignificance. It was also thought that only carnal relationships between immediate family members or close relatives were a cause of concern for diminished ancestral competence or health issues.
However, data collected from computer analytics of historical records, 911 operators and headlines from the New York Post confirmed that the entire human gene pool is polluted.
The report highlighted some of the results of inbreeding that are seen today such as the rise in the popularity of mindless social networking, a never-ending series of senseless world events and the modern day Republican Party.
“Unfortunately,“ said the source, “the findings show a fundamental flaw in our genetic makeup. Short of having intercourse with aliens or some other species we’re going to continue to spiral into extinction. As a race of people, don’t count on a pretty ending.”