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Michael Cohen Records Voiceover For Trump Kim Summit Movie Trailer

Michael Cohen Records Voiceover For Trump Kim Summit Movie Trailer

Sentosa, Singapore -- An out-of-work and despondent former Donald Trump fixer and lawyer Michael Cohen received a glimmer of hope this week as he was cast as the movie trailer voiceover artist in Donald Trump's Hollywood-style short film shown to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un at the peace talks summit in Singapore.

Trump always "knows a guy who knows a guy" for something, but in this case the president knew the guy himself. Always one to volunteer for any cause, Cohen was just happy to be working again.

Not that he has to, especially after striking deals with many corporations on Trump's behalf (or of course, without his knowledge) before the coronation was official in January 2017.

Watch the exclusive video above to hear what Kim Jong Un was pitched.

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