Barron Trump Flees To Care Of ICE
I was discharged from the hospital where I had a lovely vacation, but the minute I got back to the White House . . . .
First, Donald canceled the Summit with Kim. Then, he un-cancelled it. I wish he would make up his mind. I don't care but if I have to go to Singapore, I want to pack the right clothes.
Then, he met with Kim Kardashian. I didn't ask if she showed him the trick with the champagne glass. I told him I was not going to learn it. He did keep saying, “She's named Kim but she doesn't look Korean.”
Of course, he's still upset about Jeff Sessions recusing himself. He wants him to un-recuse himself. English isn't my first language, but even I know that isn't a word, let alone something an official can do.
Finally, Barron ran away from home three times this week. Every time, the Secret Service found him at Immigration and Customs Enforcement headquarters. He keeps asking if they can separate him from his parents since I am an immigrant. He cried when they explained the policy doesn't work that way. I know exactly how he feels.