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President Trump At Kanye Listening Party: ‘There Were Very Fine Tracks On Both Sides Of This Record’

President Trump At Kanye Listening Party: ‘There Were Very Fine Tracks On Both Sides Of This Record’

Jackson Hole, WY -- President Donald Trump was among the invitees and VIPs at a star-studded album release listening party for Kanye West’s new “Ye” in Wyoming, according to several sources at the event.

The president was proud of his “honorary son” and MAGA hat-wearing musician. Trump, not too fond of rap music in the past, has been bumping the album since receiving an advance copy at the White House.

“Let me tell you something, on this new album, which by the way is short but very, very sweet, let me tell you that there were some very fine tracks on both sides of this record. There might be some troubling songs on here, but most are straight fire,” the president explained.

“There were some great features on here too. It’s just important people know to listen to the good ones on both sides of this album. Some people think it’s all bad since Kanye went full-MAGA. It’s not. There’s good stuff,” Trump continued.

“So listen up blacks, you don’t need to protest this album. Take a listen. You know you will anyway, you know it. Just give in. You want to.”

 

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